shut the fuck up when I'm tryin to think.

:DSonntag 19.06.2011 04:31 PM

Friend #1: Oh hey I'm really, really sorry!

Friend #2: About what??

Friend #1: As I left your house last night I ran over your cat. Please forgive me I didn't mean to!

Friend #2: :O

Friend #2: That's okay after you left, your boyfriend came over to look for you and he was horny so I had sex with him. So even?

Friend #1: :O

Friend #2: What? You killed somebody I just had sex, which one do you think is worse? I was only fulfilling your boyfriend's needs.

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